You know you want it. So why not take a can of Mountain Dew, preferably Voltage so you can stay up all night, and watch Akikan. The seemingly retarded story is still retarded I guess. But, apparently I enjoy watching cans of juice and soda taking the shape of humans and fighting each other for some reason. Does anyone even have an explanation for why I like this so much? Oh well, here is the link to the torrent.
Akikan 4 MKV Chihiro (Chihiro is good, but for some reason, they want to keep this a cleaner version, so some of the words may not match exactly what they are saying in Japanese)