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Pedobear Plush… Just Why?

pedobear-plushTruly, why would anyone make this? Pedobear is one of the scariest things ever for anyone not above the age of 18 mainly because you never expect the surprise butt sex until you get it.

Pedobear began on 4chan as where the users would post a picture of pedobear with something like “pedobear approved” and so on if they thought someone was underage. It wasn’t made by pedophiles, just a way to mark people that are probably targets of pedos. At one time, Chris Hansen talked to Pedobear in order to try and catch him, but it ended up badly. Chris ended up with a kielbasa sausage in his butt hole, while pedobear ran off laughing. Finally, at the end up Pedobears sausage rampage, he peaked in on the girls chaning room at a school and was raped by the gym teacher. Pedobear has been unseen in the real world since, until now.

You can sign up to be told when the Pedobear plush will be available here PedobearPlush.com

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4 Responses

  1. That is another reason why I don’t go to 4chan.

  2. how in the world is that wrong weird or whatever. it’s F’n awesum

    • It’s awesome because it’s weird and wrong. I think pedobear is cool, I guess my stuff made it seem like I didn’t like him.

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