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10 Reasons Why Anime Is Better Than Amercian TV Part 1

NOTE: Before anyone freaks out saying I am an ass hole, this is just for fun. But realize this, all those things I say are true at least regarding the contents of anime.

Anime fans have long since announced that American TV is horrible and that anime is the best. Well, I have the 10 reason for why it is better.

10. Boobs – You don’t see huge boobs that defy gravity on TV in the US now do you. In anime, you see boobs that are like, proportionally incorrect to the point that they would break the owners back in real life. And since we all know that people like those giant bags of flesh, it makes anime better.

9. Plots that make little too no sense – The US may have Lost and FlashForward, but anime fans have FLCL, DBZ, and others that make no sense plot wise. Anime is better in this respect because it can make you go WTF, and it will never answer your questions. American TV shows answer your questions, so you are happy with the ending. Who wants that when you can be a real manly woman or manly man and just deal with no real ending?

8. It gives you something in common with the kids that want to kill their class mates – Haven’t you ever wanted to go up to the kid that never talks and just have a conversation with him/her? Well, if you watch anime, you can. Just mention Death Note and he/she will pull out his very own custom made one that he/she may have written your name in. I know a crazy person like that, and it makes me unhappy to know that I have communicated with him. He threatens to kill people everyday, but at the same time, it is much more interesting than talking about Flash Forward.

7. Incest – Haven’t you ever wanted to watch a show where little sisters were in love with their older brothers? Probably not, but have you ever seen one on American TV? NO! You, you haven’t. So, anime is also better because it has things you don’t really want to see and hear about and we all know the more disturbing a subject is, the better.

6. Tentacles – Another obvious reason why anime is better than American TV is that anime villain that are monsters always have tentacles. These tentacles aren’t in American TV now are they? Nope, I don’t think so. And for some reason, in anime, they tend to hover near or on the boobs of the ladies. I have no idea why, they just do. Haven’t you ever wanted to see tentacles on boobs? No, but now you can, even if it is disturbing too you.

Part 2 will come later today or tomorrow morning.


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