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10 Reasons Why Anime Is Better Than Amercian TV Part 2

As a continuation to yesterday’s list, here are the last five reasons.

5. Panties – What guy doesn’t like staring up a girls skirt? Well, what if I told you there was a way to look up a girls skirt, and have her hit some one else for it every time? Yeah, anime has that, all be it that they girls aren’t really, but obviously if you strive too look up a girl’s skirt, you won’t be coming near any real girls anyways. The best part is that it is completely legal sexual harassment, so by watching anime, sexual harassers will be less likely to leave their houses, and any futures daughters that I might possibly have will be safe when they go to school.

4. Anime schools – This one is obvious why, but for the uninitiated into the life of Otakuism, I will explain. Schools in anime and bad ass schools where the teachers come to school drunk, get in to gun fights, are leaders of the Yakuza, and are just all around whores from space. I bet you don’t see shit like that in American TV do you? Of course not, but I’m sure you don’t really want to see an alien teacher dating her student, but it happens none the less. Also, some anime even has a 9 year old girl harassing her teacher because she is overly knowledgeable about sex for some unknown reason that is never explained.

3. Harems – Harems are the dreams of many men. all the women are after you competing for your affection even though you have nothing really hat special about you other than the fact that you help said girls out one time back when you were like 5 years old. Whats wrong with that, I mean, yeah, you see it in most if not all romance anime. But that is what is so awesome about the nearly overused yet endlessly entertaining genre of anime. You can see what will happen if you put a bunch of girls together that all have a common goal with one of them being a psychotic bitch that tried to stab your eye out with a box cutter when you were young. Damn, that would be the life? No you say, well that’s just because you don’t have enough testosterone in your system obviously. Hell, even lesbians will like that, which is related to my next reason.

2. Yuri – Chicks making out with each other in class? Check. Said chicks living in the same dorm at a boarding school? Check. Everything set up for some hot lesbian action that you never actually see but is implied by ways of blushing at each other in the halls of said school? Check. Yes, the yuri genre of anime is truly a work of art as it shows that everywhere you go, there is a whole school of secret lesbians and they all want to hide their feelings for the student council president. This could also be interchanged with yaoi too, but since I am not a little girl around the age of 10 who fantasizes about Naruto and Sasuke kissing and having surprise buttsecks, I won’t put that as a reason totally.

And the number 1 reason is…

1. It’s Japanese – and when has Japan ever made anything bad?

Ok, that reason sucks because Japan makes some pretty freaky shit. Most of which I don’t really care too see. Maybe that’s why so much anime lately has been related to European stuff. Hmm…

This article was a list made to poke fun at anime and it’s fan by an anime fan. All the stuff regarding what is in anime is true, but thats why it is awesome. It’s different, and has a lot of learning value for close minded people. Also, if you yourself can’t make fun of your own hobby, you aren’t a true fan. So please don’t take this as some anti anime thing, just think about the stuff, laugh at how you know a lot of it is true, and continue watching the weird cartoons from Japan. Just remember though, skip Akikan at all cost, same goes for Fight! Ippatsu Juden Chan.

One Response

  1. Great list of reasons Erik , very articulate. I love you. Wow over 41,000 hits , great job.

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