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Otaku Gamer Series 1 – Episode 3: Star Fox SNES – Space Armada

This level has got to be the worst so far in my opinion. almost nothing happens, and flying through the ships ws made even worse by the fact that I could barely see the things jutting out from the wall. Not that I find this game all that enjoyable in the first place, but it still makes it worse.

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Otaku Gamer Series 1 – Episode 2: Star Fox SNES – Asteroid (Option 1)

Episode 2 is up where I play the default asteroid level. This one was easier until the boss that threw me a surprise that nearly made me lose. You will need to watch the video to find out what.

Dragon Ball Kai Licensed By FUNimation

Dragon Ball Kai, the shorter more interesting version of Dragon Ball Z, but also without the epic opening Head Cha-La, is going to be released this year.

WHY MUST THEY GIVE ME SO MANY DAMN OPTIONS! Seriously, 3 different versions released in the US so far. I was gonna start buying the Dragon Box releases, but now I might as well buy this one instead since it will be released on BluRay more than likely.

You know FUNimation, this idea of releasing multiple versions of a  series after everyone bought it already (almost all your recent BluRay releases) is started to piss me off. Just letting you know that.

as for DB Kai, it is a remastered into HD release with the fillers removed and the saturation increased to make it look better. The Japanese audio is also re-recorded. Not meant for the DB purist, but what the hell, I wasn’t one to begin with. May have seen all the DBZ episodes, but I grew quite bored during the “OH SHIT! HIS POWER LEVEL IS GROWING AGAIN SO I WILL STAND HERE STARING UNTIL HE CAN BEAT ME” (I’m looking at you Frieza). So maybe I will re-watch it like this.

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Otaku Gamer Series 1 – Episode 1: Star Fox SNES – Corneria

A new series I will be doing on Youtube. Commentary should be on Series 2 with a a game I have yet to decide on.

Star Fox 64 is what introduced me to the Star Fox series, so having not ever played the SNES one, I decided I would record videos of my first ever play through.

Kanokon Licensed By Media Blasters

Kanokon, the shota molestor fox girl anime is now coming to the US this April.

Kanokon is the story of a fox demon who has fallen in love with a typical innocent high school boy who looks as if he is 9. She constantly tries to force him into sex when he is so pure that he can barely stay conscious from looking at some boobs.

Media Blasters has done great things again in my opinion, now if only they would get Kodomo no Jikan, then I would be satisfied fully.

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Kanokon OVA Trailer Posted

It’s been a while since i saw Kanokon, glad too see it’s coming back.

My Thoughts On Dragonball Evolution

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First, let’s address the acting. None of these actors lived up to their full potential here. The script was cheesy in a funny way, but, it was essentially a children’s movie. Everything was blown out of proportion, people over acted parts, and they basically made Yamcha sound like a total idiot. But, that’s why I liked it. I could laugh at the cheesiness of the film, even forgetting this was based on an anime and manga that many love. Though, it was weird having so many asian main characters, 2 white people, and 1 black guy. It felt awkward to me.

Special effects were… they were funny more than anything. They looked so out of place, though, I guess if you are 10 and still think that Nicktoons have great artwork, you won’t notice it. Seriously, it was like someone tried doing Who Framed Roger Rabbit with CG instead of 2D animation. Imagine looking looking at a bug, now take that bug, make a model of it for the Nintendo 64, and use that for the CG. That’s how bad it was and that’s why I thought it was so funny.

The story was like, someone shit on some paper and smeared it, then took the words Yamcha, Chi-Chi, Goku, Gohan, Bulma, and Piccolo to stick on the shit like it were glue. Yes, it is that bad. Goku is a high school character that everyone hates. He is a pervert that stares at Chi-Chi like a stalker, and her imagines her eating a strawberry in this weird sexual way. You never learn why they make fun of him, you just learn it’s because he is different. But even that isn’t clear of how he is different other than he can kick a guys ass without actually doing it. Well, for some unexplained reason, Piccolo comes back to life from this sealed pot of shit that Piccolo says was like hell. He searches for the Dragonballs while Goku does too without actually knowing the reason until sometime later. While on his journey, he meets Bulma who is still a bitch, and Yamcha who is this horribly done surfer guy. They fight shit and then some more shit. But, the one thing you never hear them say is, Saiyan. In fact, you don’t even hear them say Goku is an alien until later. Nothing is ever explained really, so if you never saw the anime or read the manga, nothing will make sense. And even then, it’s only small details that they use, the rest is basically made up.

Overall, it was a terrible movie considering how I like Dragonball and Dragonball Z. But, I enjoyed it because I made my self forget about the Dragonball name attached to it. As long as you block that thought, it is fun to watch.

My final score is going to be 2 separate scores.

Score of a person that likes Dragonball: 1/10

Score of a random person that never saw the source material: 6/10

So yeah, it’s fun, it’s horrible, and it didn’t make sense. But, as a movie to pull out if you are with friends looking for a laugh or if you do drugs, you may like it.