Almost Daily WTF Of The Day Double Feature: Deep Fried And Dicks Make Us Slap People

Why are people that size even allowed to buy Twinkies and oil when this is all they plan too do? They look as if they are too fat to even get a job, so they are getting welfare to eat fried Twinkies and Oreos. No wonder the Asian countries make fun of us for being fat. Maybe the next video will redeem America.

Or not. What the hell is this supposed to mean? Has your dick ever made you slap someone? I hope not. This crazy woman must have had some penis that was mean or something, because if it’s making her slap people, it must have done something. I guess America will slowly go down hill, and won’t ever come back up. Though, there is some anime that is worse than this, like Mar and MD Giest.

Oh, and if you want to know what show that is, the name is Vagina Power. According to her other episodes, a man’s life force is in the base of his nuts.

McNuggets Warrant A 911 Call?

Yay for fat people! Apparently this woman is so obsessed with McNuggets, that she called the cops when there weren’t any left. That is just pitiful in my opinion. If you think McNuggets are that important, maybe you should get a job, because obviously you only eat all day. Chicken is good, but not that good. To this day, that woman still thinks the nuggets are worth it, and she is lucky they didn’t fine her, she did call 3 times after all.

“I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” Goodman said to the police. But we all know deep down inside, er fatty food desires were taking over.

This just goes to show you that the clown is evil and wants you to die of a heart attack.

But, I supposed the blubber was blocking her brain. Fat asses really are the retards of the world. Just look at Berg.

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